I Am Just Going To Put It Out There.

I don't know how to be sexy. There I said it. It's sad but true. I can't capture the eyes of my own audience when I walk into a room. I am incapable of having my lips slightly parted in such a way that guys melt inside. Though I love rocking my stilletos, I still can't pull off that "Oooh she bad" look. I decided to let N.Kisses* know of my shortcoming and this is what she tells me [not our real screen names]

Mz_Restricted (12:18:18 AM): i dont have sex appeal
Mz_Restricted (12:18:28 AM): errr i dont know how to be sexy
N.Kisses* (12:18:39 AM): youre right
N.Kisses* (12:18:49 AM): thats why you either find, or buy sex appeal
Mz_Restricted (12:18:57 AM): buy?
Mz_Restricted (12:19:03 AM): im mad you said i'm right
N.Kisses* (12:19:10 AM): lol
N.Kisses* (12:19:19 AM): you could buy anything online nowadays
N.Kisses* (12:19:25 AM): and they send it in a discreet box
Mz_Restricted (12:19:28 AM): omg lolz

So I thought about it and wondered if I really could buy sex appeal. I found this Sexiness thing that will supposedly give you sex appeal. It was some spell casting metaphysical thing and I'm definetly not into that so I'm going to have to learn to do this the hard way. [[sigh]] Any advice is welcome. This is ridiculous. How can a woman not have sex appeal?